We here at Area 51 would like to take a moment to acknowledge, that we in no way feel that we are totally to blame for the poor box office showings of John Carter or the lackluster ratings of the current installments of Showtimes: Spartacus or Animal Planet’s “a year in the life of an inchworm”. That said, we can’t help but feel that we may have contributed to public disinterest in them. I mean come on, we pretty much hammered fine Gladiator and inch worm entertainment down your gullet for the good part of 2011. It is only natural to assume that by the time all that other stuff came out you may have grown a wee bit tired of it. So sorry for that Disney exec who lost his job, you’ll be ok John Carter was actually a great film.

Now that that’s outta the way let’s get back to the funny……